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Hah! You didn't back out after all.
[Okay, she can have some points for that.]
I'll meet any time, any where. What's 'lunch?'
[Okay, she can have some points for that.]
I'll meet any time, any where. What's 'lunch?'
Heyyyy sis. So uh, according to my warden item I'm supposed to be watching your back this month?
So how's it going? The flood waters catch you okay?
So how's it going? The flood waters catch you okay?
[Squint.]
We already had this conversation, human.
[Yeah, looks about the same to her.]
We already had this conversation, human.
[Yeah, looks about the same to her.]
Nuh uh, we've actually never spoken before I don't think. We're like, from different universes. It's a flood thing.
I'm Reece. Hi.
I'm Reece. Hi.
[More squinting.]
Of course we've spoken. You were obnoxious then, too. No different universes involved.
Of course we've spoken. You were obnoxious then, too. No different universes involved.
Yeah, no, we definitely haven't. I haven't even graduated Hux yet, so in my world we're not even assigned.
You uh, really don't notice anything different?
[Gonna do a little pose: The lipstick? The mascara? The cuteness?]
You uh, really don't notice anything different?
[Gonna do a little pose: The lipstick? The mascara? The cuteness?]
Same stupid, weak face as always. And why are you bothering me if you supposedly have another inmate?
Oh my god, does bone structure mean nothing to you? I'm a girl! And the other me was kind of a softbody, if you know what I mean?
[What are bones?]
All of you organics have soft bodies.
All of you organics have soft bodies.
Hey.
I hear you were making out with Elijah in the breach.
Wanna compare notes?
[Spoilers: He knows you don't, he's just a lil shit.]
I hear you were making out with Elijah in the breach.
Wanna compare notes?
[Spoilers: He knows you don't, he's just a lil shit.]
What?
Who told you that?!
[Not that her breach self and Elijah were sneaking about or anything.]
Who told you that?!
[Not that her breach self and Elijah were sneaking about or anything.]
[Oh shit how to answer without accidentally getting his boyfriend killed.]
We made eye contact after the breach and I could just tell.
It's a human pair bonding, biochemical thing.
We made eye contact after the breach and I could just tell.
It's a human pair bonding, biochemical thing.
[Jasper narrows her eyes.]
Did you forget I was - ugh - human in that breach?
[Because that might have worked before but...]
Did you forget I was - ugh - human in that breach?
[Because that might have worked before but...]
Yeah, from like, a thousand years ago. We didn't understand the science of it back then, but you didn't just know when someone had been stepping out on you?
[It is THE MOST HUMAN THING IN THE WORLD to think you can smell a cheater. Please let his lie land...]
[It is THE MOST HUMAN THING IN THE WORLD to think you can smell a cheater. Please let his lie land...]
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[He probably would've had better luck claiming he'd seen them during the breach.]
I'll count your lying as one more unimpressive thing about you. You can't know... details unless someone talked.
I'll count your lying as one more unimpressive thing about you. You can't know... details unless someone talked.
Every secret that little town had came through the Dunkin Donuts, dude. That, combined with the weird vibes he was giving off afterwards...
[God fucking damnit, he'll never crack.]
But, back on topic, how did you like taking humanity for a spin?
[God fucking damnit, he'll never crack.]
But, back on topic, how did you like taking humanity for a spin?
[Yeah, switching to a more believable lie after starting with the less believable one definitely isn't doing him any favors.]
It was miserable. Just like the pathetic existence you have to live every day.
It was miserable. Just like the pathetic existence you have to live every day.
What didn't you like about it? I mean, you had a hot boyfriend?
[RHYS DO YOU WANT TO DIE?]
[RHYS DO YOU WANT TO DIE?]
Are you kidding?! "Oh, I'm hungry now I'm thirsty now I need to sleep or expel waste products". Your weak organic bodies are so needy!
And he had fish breath.
And he had fish breath.
He loves sushi!
Okay but: How nice is it to be in a warm bed? How good does it feel to eat pizza?
C'mon, admit it, it's fun being a person!
Okay but: How nice is it to be in a warm bed? How good does it feel to eat pizza?
C'mon, admit it, it's fun being a person!
No. My breach self was only dumb enough to like those things because she didn't know better. I'm the superior version, obviously.
And why are you even defending Elijah?
And why are you even defending Elijah?
Seriously?
How is not enjoying things a win for you? Would you really rather take being right, over feeling nice?
What do you mean, why wouldn't I defend him?
How is not enjoying things a win for you? Would you really rather take being right, over feeling nice?
What do you mean, why wouldn't I defend him?
How is being satisfied with your fragile, weak bodies winning for you?
[She doesn't deserve to feel nice. It's better this way.]
He's annoying. Maybe not quite as annoying as you, but only barely.
He told you, didn't he.
[She doesn't deserve to feel nice. It's better this way.]
He's annoying. Maybe not quite as annoying as you, but only barely.
He told you, didn't he.
I literally traded a bunch of my fragile human body out for sturdier parts, but I still get to enjoy eating.
Well if he's so annoying why did you make out with him so much in the Breach?
[Saying nothing...]
Well if he's so annoying why did you make out with him so much in the Breach?
[Saying nothing...]
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